9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?
8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that.
7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.
6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?
5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.
4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.
3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.
2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.
1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal.
Happy Father's Day to all you amazing Dads!

10 comments:
Cute, and 100% true!
I'm thinking the "up yours" attitude is my favorite, lol!
Very cute =)
No, you will never hear dad's saying those...especially #10.
Rondell
How true!!!
hahahahahha!
Great post, thanks for making me smile! Hope you are well and getting around well with those crutches.
Take care, Sue
Hahahha...so true and I just love nr.7 so much:) Kisses sweetie and Happy Monday. Hope you had a relaxing weekend:)
hilarious! hope you had a great weekend...verbena cottage
so very true....M got her dad a card that said something along the lines of handing her cash so she could go shopping.....hahaha
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