I did what any woman might do in this situation and that is to put a dab of toothpaste on it!
Well my husband took one look at me and said, "Baby, let's get it on!".
See, even after 18 years of marriage, I still got it!
I woke this morning thinking for sure the toothpaste did the trick. It just had too! Ha, who was I kidding. My daughter came in and said, "Ewwwwwww, what is that?
"Am I gonna have that when I'm your age?" "Honey, I hope not, but I looked exactly like my mother, skin and all (actually my mother had beautiful skin) so the odds are not in your favor!'' Yes, I'm evil and I kinda like it!
So, I went off to make the coffee, pack the lunches, toss a few not so very nice mommy words out and then threw the kids out the door!
I passed by a mirror and did a double take because as I was busy getting the kids out the door, the volcano did erupt and .......
now I see why Claire said Ewwwww!
Ok, I'm going in. I've got to go in head first (get it head first) and tackle this thing! I know its gonna hurt, but I can't take it anymore! I might scare someone!
I washed my face and tried to do my best cover up. Hell, I think I even spent 45 minutes trying to camouflage the thing and dam if the thing didn't triple in size. How the hell am I gonna cover this bad boy now?
I wonder if anyone will notice if I walk around like this?
I need to order some of this and fast!
I'd even try this if it works!
Hey I was only heading to the Library and Walmart. I figured my chances were mighty high that I would see many oozing people wandering both of those aisles, so I left my bag in the car!
I'm pretty sure with people like these, my little crater looked like a spec of dust!
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Oh we have all been there. My preteen daughter glady pointed out a pimple for me the other day and this morning I glady pointed out hers. Yeah, we share the love like that.
Okay... that boil on the guy's neck... just nas-teeeeeeee! There was a youtube video of something like that being "dealt with" ... yuck. I know yours was NOT that bad :P
I always love me some PEOPLE OF WALMART.
BTW, Clinique makes a great product for this. It's in a little bottle. Try it.
Schnikies you made me gag! KUDOS TO YOU! *ugh* I'm still gagging....eww... I might make people read this post as a form of punishment...hehe....yeah... thats awesome.
You rock
I can totally relate with you. I'm well on my 30s, and still I get some of those volcanoes, especially around that time of the month.
And to make matters worst, I totally picked on it every single time!!! Ugh.
Should we take it positively and tell ourselves that this means we're still in our puberty?
You're not alone. Zits happen.
Ewwww!
You should have started this post "Some images not suitable for Sarah." ha ha
OMG those pictures are grosssss!!! I hate the days my face thinks I'm back in high school, ugh! Like, didn't I already go through enough of this when I was awkward and adolescent? Geesh. Thanks for the laugh :)
The joys of pimples lol
Oh, my goodness, thank you for this post. Adult acnes is the worst and I smiled at the volcano bit. And the pics were hilarious, I just snorted. Thank you for brightening my day.
Hahaha...you are so funny! I had one like that last month and it was pretty bad...hahah
Kissses, my dear
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Hahahaha !!! I am totally cracking up !! I have been there done that for sure ~ ummmm the pimple thing not the lovely Wal Mart outfits ~
lol! i always wonder if i'll ever grow out of getting zits! shouldn't this have stopped by now! i'm 26 and i still get them : /
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