I did what any woman might do in this situation and that is to put a dab of toothpaste on it!
Well my husband took one look at me and said, "Baby, let's get it on!".
See, even after 18 years of marriage, I still got it!
I woke this morning thinking for sure the toothpaste did the trick. It just had too! Ha, who was I kidding. My daughter came in and said, "Ewwwwwww, what is that?
"Am I gonna have that when I'm your age?" "Honey, I hope not, but I looked exactly like my mother, skin and all (actually my mother had beautiful skin) so the odds are not in your favor!'' Yes, I'm evil and I kinda like it!
So, I went off to make the coffee, pack the lunches, toss a few not so very nice mommy words out and then threw the kids out the door!
I passed by a mirror and did a double take because as I was busy getting the kids out the door, the volcano did erupt and .......
now I see why Claire said Ewwwww!
Ok, I'm going in. I've got to go in head first (get it head first) and tackle this thing! I know its gonna hurt, but I can't take it anymore! I might scare someone!
I washed my face and tried to do my best cover up. Hell, I think I even spent 45 minutes trying to camouflage the thing and dam if the thing didn't triple in size. How the hell am I gonna cover this bad boy now?
I wonder if anyone will notice if I walk around like this?
I need to order some of this and fast!
I'd even try this if it works!
I'm pretty sure with people like these, my little crater looked like a spec of dust!