Wednesday, January 6, 2010

How Quickly the Years Fly....

Tips for Girlfriends in the year 2010

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties
and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS or Menopause and
this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your thong in a knot, it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2010 - turn it into lemonade then
mix it with vodka.

12. Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live today.

Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there!

Now, I'd like you to smile and come back often when you might be....suffering from a hangover, having a bad day, economy blues or just tired from work or the kids!

Hope to hear from you soon!


Home's Where My Heart Is said...

Hee hee...that's funny right there.
Feeling better today?

Jenglamgirl said...

to funny, and to true!!!!

Janean said...

megan, now when did you take my photo in my little bathing suit???? (i'm not telling you which photo....sheesh.)

cutie post!!!!

Darlene said...

Funny post!! You made me smile....and laugh! Thanks for that. Today is a happy day for me. Check out my blog to find out why. Have a great one!

Room Service ~ Decorating 101 said...

Your post is so cute, so glad I saw it. I do not fit in any of the pictures at this time in my life... I don't think I ever fit the 2nd one, but not at the last yet. I thought I would give you a mental picture of my laundry room... it is off the family room, so that part is okay, no window, 70's dark pine boards on a slant, a unwanted gift from my honey without my knowledge... Then later, he gifted me with some very HOMEMADE and rough shelves, his final gift was ...not one, but two, "deer heads"!!! I kid you not! I use them to dry my fancy panties...I would demand that he move them, but fear when they might yes, I would eat dirt before I would put that on my blog. lol You see, it is that BAD.

mishebe said...

lol. so true... mishelle

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