Tips for Girlfriends in the year 2010
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties
and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS or Menopause and
this is just your personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your thong in a knot, it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2010 - turn it into lemonade then
mix it with vodka.
12. Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live today.
Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there!
Now, I'd like you to smile and come back often when you might be....suffering from a hangover, having a bad day, economy blues or just tired from work or the kids!
Hope to hear from you soon!