Funny Icebreaker questions while on Vacation!

I came upon this on FunReasearcher.com and started laughing at some of these questions. Just the thought of walking up to a complete stranger and asking them: If you had to, what family member would you have killed off and why? made me chuckle and choke on my coffee. I wonder what their answer would be? Well I am going to California in a couple of weeks and will be in a car for over 30 hours with 2 kids and a husband so I just might be at that breaking point where I need some type of other adult conversation, I just hope I don't get hit!

Maybe they will take sympathy on me because God knows I will still be in my walking boot and when I get tired I tend to look like Quasimodo and drag my leg. But then again they might just think I am some wak job that escaped from the loony bin! Either way, isn't life about taking chances and having fun? I myself think it would be hysterical if someone asked me some of these questions!

Is this your first time here in ...........?

Why did you choose this location as your vacation destination?

Are you running away from someone on this vacation?

Do you have any phobias?

If you could go on a road trip with any person dead or alive, who would it be?

Weirdest thing you have ever eaten?

What would you do if you didn't have to work?

What is your pet peeve when on vacation?

Who is the worst actor in Hollywood?

Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets?

Who would you call for bail money?

Why do dogs like the smell of other dog's butts?

Name a time when you got into big trouble with your parents?

You wouldn't be caught dead, where?

Do you have any hidden talents?

Do you have any relatives in jail?

Have you ever feared for your life while on vacation?

If you had to, what family member would you have killed off and why?

Name two things you consider yourself to be very good at?

Name two things you consider yourself to be very bad at?

If you could choose, how would you want to die?

If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

So what questions might you ask on your next vacation?