Friday, February 11, 2011

Non-Stop Flight!

On a plane flight from Seattle to Chicago, a blonde was sitting in economy class. About half way through the flight, she got up and moved to an empty seat in first class. A flight attendant who observed this, went over to her and politely explained that she had to move back to economy class because that was what her ticket was for. The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Chicago and I'm staying right here."

After several attempts to explain to the blonde why she had to return to economy class, the flight attendant gave up. She went to the cockpit and explained the situation to the pilot and co-pilot. The co-pilot said, "Let me try." He went up to the blonde and politely tried to explain to her why she needed to return to her seat in economy class.

But the blonde only replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Chicago and I'm staying right here." Frustrated, the co-pilot returned to the cockpit. He suggested that perhaps they should have the airline call the police and have her arrested when they land.

"Wait a minute," said the pilot. "Did you say she's blonde? I can handle this. My wife is a blonde. I speak Blonde." So he went up to the woman sitting in first class and whispered something in her ear.

"I'm sorry," said the blonde, and she promptly got up and returned to her seat in economy class.

"What did you say to her?" ask the astonished flight attendant and co-pilot.

To which the pilot replied, "I just told her that first class isn't going to Chicago."



Keep your fingers crossed that my children make it. My son already crossed the line and referred to my breasts as melons! Love him but what a smart-ass!

Megan

13 comments:

The Hockey Wife said...

Love this...I am a former flight attendant, and I love airline humor. I have a few, but they are not rated PG!!

Cheers, you made me laugh out loud, and your blog is now on my sidebar...because you made me laugh out loud today!

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The Hockey Wife said...

send me an email hockeywifetales@gmail.com....I will make you a button. It is so simple.

Not sure where you are in Iowa, but there are classes in the Southside of Des Moines...never went there, but know of them.

My 6 year old is amazing on the pole, and i am so proud! At some point, I will not be proud of my daughter on the pole...but for now it is cute!

Love the Decor! said...

Love this!! Thank you for the laugh!!

Caroline said...

Melons, that's a riot. My son once told me, "Mom, you're so pretty and those (pointing at my chest) are beautiful. He was 4 t the time.

An Irish Italian Blessing said...

Haaaa haa, too funny. I kept thinking this was a real story too, LOL!

deborah said...

where was first class going? :)

middle child said...

I'm not a blonde so I must say,...I found this joke really funny.

Eschelle said...

ROFL that was great!

Janean said...

oh yeah...blonde spoken here too! LOL!!!!!!

Hungrigyrl said...

Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!

classicmommy said...

Awesome! I needed a good chuckle :)
This page is getting bookmarked so I can share it with my husband when he gets home from work. His mother is a blonde ;)

Mika said...

That's hilarious!
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Thanks,
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Laci Greer said...

This is great! lol. I love hearing new blonde jokes. I am going to have to share this joke with my uncle who is a pilot.

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