Thursday, December 30, 2010

Well-Known Mom Sayings!

Since the kids are on Christmas break I'm pretty sure I've said each one of these at least 3 times! How many more days until they go back? Help!
  • Are you deaf or something?
  • It's like I'm talking to a brick wall!
  • As long as you live under my roof, you'll do as I say.
  • Call me when you get there, just so I know you're okay.
  • Did you brush your teeth?
  • Do you think your socks are going to pick themselves up?
  • Don't go out with a wet head, you'll catch cold.
  • Don't make me get up!
  • Don't sit too close to the television, it'll ruin your eyes.
  • Turn that down, you're gonna be deaf!
  • I didn't ask who put it there, I said "Pick it up!"
  • I can't wait for you to have children just like you.
  • I'm not your cleaning lady!
  • Look at me when I'm talking to you.
  • Money does NOT grow on trees.
  • No child of MINE would do something like that.
  • Nobody asked you.
  • Put that down! You don't know where it's been!
  • Someone is going to end up crying.
  • There's enough dirt in those ears to grow potatoes!
  • Watch your mouth!
  • What did I say the FIRST time?
  • What part of NO don't you understand?
  • When I was a little girl...
  • Close your mouth when you eat!
  • When I was your age.....
  • Who died and left you boss?
  • Who taught you THAT? You didn't learn that in this house!
  • You can't find it? Well, if you'd put things where they belonged, you wouldn't have this problem.
  • You won't be happy until you break that, will you?
  • Your father is going to hear about this when HE gets home!
  • Some day you will thank me for this. SMACK!!!
  • If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all
  • How can you have nothing to wear? Your closet is FULL of clothes!
  • Don't use that tone with me!
Thanks for all the Anniversary Wishes yesterday! Jim was on call last night so I celebrated by taking my kiddos and my son's friend to Perkins for dinner and the bookstore! Now, do I know how to celebrate or what?

12 comments:

ALVN of WhisperWood Cottage and Junkologie said...

I think you've captured every mom phrase out there! Too funny!!

Amy

P.S. Try to keep the partying down a bit, eh? :)

Tatted Mom said...

No 'Because I SAID SO!' yet? My kids will ask a question, get a look from me, and answer themselves with this now, lol.

=)

Stephanie said...

lol! too cute! A few of these *may* have been said in our home this week ... oops!

Mrs. Tuna said...

How about:

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Graceful Threads said...

One of my favorites...

Good Enough!

Vic said...

i dont know why but you are the only blog i'm reading when my almost 12 yr old smart ass daughter comes over to read what i'm laughing about...she bursts out, "I'M DEAF." now i'm literally yelling at her because she is pinching me and biting me...who does this shit! just because i am laughing....i always say look at me when i'm talking to you...and now i'm gonna go tell them to straighten up or they're gonna be put out....in the freezing cold.....bahahah...lol

Tracy said...

Stopping by from Bloggy Moms - Am following you now - Looking forward to your visit at www.havingfunsaving.blogspot.com

I love the funky background!

Take care,
Tracy

Planner Perfect said...

nice to meet you... as a mom of seven, I've said these sayings a million times. I'm going to have fun following you!

Jenny
PlannerPerfect.com

Karyn Climans said...

Here's one more for your list that I regularly use:
"Asked and answered!"
How many times do your kids ask the same question over and over hoping to get a more favourable answer the 2nd time?

Hungrigyrl said...

How true is this!! Love it! Happy New Year!

Ms. Givens said...

Mine is 20 and still living at home so my favorite saying for her now is " You live here too you know?!".

Funky Junk Antique Show said...

Hum...sounds alot like me during break=)...I said so many, and even I'm afraid some to ALL my boys, including my husband;)...he's a teacher, so he was on break too...thanks for the laugh out loud list!
Hollie

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