Well-Known Mom Sayings!

Since the kids are on Christmas break I'm pretty sure I've said each one of these at least 3 times! How many more days until they go back? Help!

• Are you deaf or something?
• It's like I'm talking to a brick wall!
• As long as you live under my roof, you'll do as I say.
• Call me when you get there, just so I know you're okay.
• Did you brush your teeth?
• Do you think your socks are going to pick themselves up?
• Don't go out with a wet head, you'll catch cold.
• Don't make me get up!
• Don't sit too close to the television, it'll ruin your eyes.
• Turn that down, you're gonna be deaf!
• I didn't ask who put it there, I said "Pick it up!"
• I can't wait for you to have children just like you.
• I'm not your cleaning lady!
• Look at me when I'm talking to you.
• Money does NOT grow on trees.
• No child of MINE would do something like that.
• Nobody asked you.
• Put that down! You don't know where it's been!
• Someone is going to end up crying.
• There's enough dirt in those ears to grow potatoes!
• Watch your mouth!
• What did I say the FIRST time?
• What part of NO don't you understand?
• When I was a little girl...
• Close your mouth when you eat!
• When I was your age.....
• Who died and left you boss?
• Who taught you THAT? You didn't learn that in this house!
• You can't find it? Well, if you'd put things where they belonged, you wouldn't have this problem.
• You won't be happy until you break that, will you?
• Your father is going to hear about this when HE gets home!
• Some day you will thank me for this. SMACK!!!
• If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all
• How can you have nothing to wear? Your closet is FULL of clothes!
• Don't use that tone with me!

Thanks for all the Anniversary Wishes yesterday! Jim was on call last night so I celebrated by taking my kiddos and my son's friend to Perkins for dinner and the bookstore! Now, do I know how to celebrate or what?