~ I think my sole purpose on this earth is to let the dog out and then back in again, about 725 times a day!
~ Despite what the Vet says and her condescending tone, bunnies do need to live outside and not in my kitchen!
~ When your husband says his gym bag smells like someone else's ass take his word for it and just throw it out, don't reach your hand in. It's never a good thing!
~ That "No" is a word both animals and kids can't seem to comprehend!
~ We are soon to be free of T.V. Yes we have canceled all television in my house starting Aug. 3! Bye Bye Disney, Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network! You will not have a hold on my children anymore!
~ I've started my countdown to the 1st day of school! Actually that started the day after school got out!
~ I'll be 40 on August 20th and I believe my 40's will be better than my 30's!
~ Weight Watcher's is the best non-diet out there. Proof is that I've lost 44 pounds since April and I feel great!
~ 7 Year old girls who freak out and change their outfits multiple times, and then have their mother pull out of the driveway only to turn right back around and go home to change again is insane! She might not make it to 8 if this keeps happening!
~ A Rainy day means I don't have to go to the pool! Yes! Yipee! Whoo, Hoo!
~ I think kids go to bed at night so we can like them again in the morning!
~ Periods happen! So when you tell you husband, "Let's get it on!" Buddy, get it on will you! Did I not tell you it was coming?
~ Kids don't like to bathe in the Summer. They say the pool water helps rinse them! So, do I tell them what they are probably rinsing in? Tempting!
~ My kids would rather come with me to get the oil changed then stay home and watch t.v.. Dang, I can't even do boring stuff at 8:30 in the morning to be alone. I'm gonna set up for my pap and then for sure I can get privacy!
~ Just because they make a bikini in your size doesn't mean you should wear one, really please don't!
~ If your mother says, "Go outside and play!" Please don't feel the need to come knocking on our door! She means go Outside for a reason!
~ Why are there never any Police officers around when the person in front and behind you are swerving because they are texting!
~ Silent dog farts truly are deadly! Ooh, burning, eyes are burning!