Thursday, July 28, 2011

Things I know Thursday!

~ I think my sole purpose on this earth is to let the dog out and then back in again, about 725 times a day!

~ Despite what the Vet says and her condescending tone, bunnies do need to live outside and not in my kitchen!

~ When your husband says his gym bag smells like someone else's ass take his word for it and just throw it out, don't reach your hand in. It's never a good thing!

~ That "No" is a word both animals and kids can't seem to comprehend!

~ We are soon to be free of T.V. Yes we have canceled all television in my house starting Aug. 3! Bye Bye Disney, Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network! You will not have a hold on my children anymore!

~ I've started my countdown to the 1st day of school! Actually that started the day after school got out!

~ I'll be 40 on August 20th and I believe my 40's will be better than my 30's!

~ Weight Watcher's is the best non-diet out there. Proof is that I've lost 44 pounds since April and I feel great!

~ 7 Year old girls who freak out and change their outfits multiple times, and then have their mother pull out of the driveway only to turn right back around and go home to change again is insane! She might not make it to 8 if this keeps happening!

~ A Rainy day means I don't have to go to the pool! Yes! Yipee! Whoo, Hoo!

~ I think kids go to bed at night so we can like them again in the morning!

~ Periods happen! So when you tell you husband, "Let's get it on!" Buddy, get it on will you! Did I not tell you it was coming?

~ Kids don't like to bathe in the Summer. They say the pool water helps rinse them! So, do I tell them what they are probably rinsing in? Tempting!

~ My kids would rather come with me to get the oil changed then stay home and watch t.v.. Dang, I can't even do boring stuff at 8:30 in the morning to be alone. I'm gonna set up for my pap and then for sure I can get privacy!

~ Just because they make a bikini in your size doesn't mean you should wear one, really please don't!

~ If your mother says, "Go outside and play!" Please don't feel the need to come knocking on our door! She means go Outside for a reason!

~ Why are there never any Police officers around when the person in front and behind you are swerving because they are texting!

~ Silent dog farts truly are deadly! Ooh, burning, eyes are burning!


Mel said...

Thanks for the laughs.

I cut my cable off this past Sunday. I have to admit that I miss it a little, but I'll adjust. My kids are computer addicted, so it doesn't matter to them.

44 lbs. You amaze me! Congratulations.

My bd is a day before yours and I'm still going to be in my 40's, but just barely.

Enjoy today.

Simply Bungalow said...

Just discovered your blog and had such a good laugh this morning. So many of these reflect my life. Thanks so much for starting me day with a smile.

two birds said...

"I think kids go to bed at night so we can like them again in the morning!" so true! i loved this post!

Anonymous said...

I can sympathize on the silent dog farts. Ugh.
Good food helps eventually.

Stephanie @ La Dolce Vita said...

I hit 42 this year, and it isn't so bad! (really!) and 44lbs! wow!!! you are amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Janie Fox said...

haha hilarious! bag of ass and you put your hand in!

Olive Cooper said...

My forties have been so much better than my thirties. We have only five tv channels and usually read instead. Weight Watchers is a wonderful program for life (fifty lbs lost in 09 and have kept it off).

W.C.Camp said...

44 pounds - WOW!!! I guess you were serious that the 40's ARE better than the 30's - I'm in awe of you! W.C.C.

Anonymous said...

Oh my goodness. There are so many truths that I have in the past also discovered listed in your post. When my hubs says something smells like ass, I just take his word for it. No questions asked! Silent dog farts, oh my!!

Congrats on the 44 lbs! That is fantastic!!!

⚜ ↁℯℬℬᴵℰ⚜@ Debbiedoos blogging and blabbing said...

Could not have said it better myself! NO TV WOW, you are a brave girl. My boys do not watch it that much because we are busy most of the time. Thanks for popping over, and HEY CONGRATS on the weight loss YOU GO GIRL!

Becolorful said...

1. You are still a baby.
2. You are one damn funny friend
3. The 40's ARE better - especially the late 40's
4. The 50's are now rocking my world
5. Really? NO TV oh I would miss my Million Dollar Decorator, RHW of where ever, and Mad Men.
6. I am SO proud of your weight loss. I lost about 20 when my daughter got married but they seem to have crept back on the last two years. Damn. I will look into Weight Watchers. It really is the only one that apparently works and can be a lifestyle.
;7. If you were here we would have a School is In party complete with mimosas on the second day of school. The first you just need to decompress. :)
Thanks for the smiles and giggles.
Hugs and Happy B day

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