It's time to introduce you to...........

My permanent house-guests! So you might remember me telling you about my husband's trip to Africa a couple years ago. Well, he brought a couple of stragglers with him and to my chagrin, they are here to stay!

If I had to pick a favorite in the whole bunch, because yes there are a whole bunch here folks. I guess this one would be mine. The colors are very pretty and well, if I have to have one hanging above the mantle this guy will do!



This fella is ginormous (quoting my daughter here)! He is currently hanging in the basement. I just don't think he can stay there though.
I mean, Yes, he will stay in the basement because, Hell no is he going up to the main floor. He just sticks out too far. I'm afraid he is going to knock someone out soon and I'm worried that someone will be me!



Now this one is up in my husband's den. It seems to fit the wall quite nicely.



This one is on the opposite side. Please ignore the wall, I ran out of paint to finish and we needed to get this creature up on the wall!



This guy believe it or not has a mate on the other side of the room. My husband and son went Boar hunting in Michigan last spring and these are what they brought back, yippee me! I think these are some of the ugliest creatures around!



This is Jacque and his friend (can't remember what my husband named it, because yes he named them all) is below! Guess where they are? You won't believe it but they are hanging in my Dining Room. I know, like WTFraggelrock? I had two sconces up and when Jim brought these creatures in he just marched right in there, took the sconces down and voila, my dining room is no longer pretty!



Can someone just shoot me and fast?



So there you have it folks. My house is infested and no exterminator can ever help get rid of them! Honey, at least let me put some Santa hats on these guys, please?

Well, I'm having my pity party now! So, any gifts to help ease my pain are appreciated! Ok, I'll even take kind words, just no more animals!

Sniff, sniff!