Thursday, June 16, 2011

Stick a Fork in Me....I'm done!

We spent the whole day at the pool and I think I'm done for the summer, maybe even for the next 3 summers! It's just too hot for my Irish/Italian skin! Don't you think?


I swear the sun looked like this and it felt about this close!



Ok, so that leathery skin "Woman" isn't me. Dear God no! I use SPF 100 and sit under the shade! But the sun did feel hot as Hades!

I get a kick out of people watching while I'm there, especially when they miss a spot or two of sun block or get fried and they end up looking like these people!

Poor kid didn't know what hit him, until he got home!


I think we've all done this before!


Ok you studly man!


So, you think they live in their hats? Love that the guy on the left wears his backwards, awesome!


Kim, Kim, Kim, did you forget that you can just pay for your tan?


I don't think I would have known this guy had a face except for his little white teeth and barely white eyes! This is seriously GROSS!


I'm sure this was a bet, right?


So, do you like to people watch at the pool too?

26 comments:

Shanda said...

This is so funny! And I have to admit I have had some pretty wierd burns :)

middle child said...

With being Irish and Italian, I would think you'd have the ultimate tan. Like......medium gorgeous! That leather woman? I think that's my daughter-in-law in about 20 years.

Mel said...

oh crap, she looks horrible, and that's me being nice. Wow is all I can say!

deborah said...

oh my. reminds me of when i was in college and went to the tanning booth for the first time in lacy panties. yep. itched like mad, too. i am a white girl--a really white girl that burns, so i get the under the tree and spf 100.

laci512 said...

OMG I love it! I am like you super sunscreen set in the shade and still feel like the sun is beating down on me like nothing else. I hope the first lady was photoshopped somewhere. Yikes! I have to laugh at the body builders because my hubs entered his first show earlier this year and I got the pleasure of painting him with the pro tan stuff they use. The bottoms of his feet were tanned forever! It was funny!! (to me and the kids not so much him) But yes, they look horrible. It's just not natural, but that's the way they are able to show off the muscles better. (see I learned something in the process of the whole body building thing) :)

Good Time Charlie said...

Oh my goodness. This is hilarious!!!! I can so relate to the sunburn issue. Being of strong Scottish stock, I really only get tan when I get sprayed from one of those high tech gizmos.

That first picture? Scary!!!!!

Eschelle said...

wow that first one is horrific and that man wth! is he trying to look like the joker?

Miss Sara said...

I am real fair complected. Both my bro & sis are redheads. They burn & freckle. Not me. I just stay REALLLLL white. Except that time I fell asleep on the roof & burnt my entire front side. My Mom just said, "that's what you get for laying out on the roof!" The 1st pic here? Looks like my Aunt. No joke! Yes, I LOVE to ppl watch. I can't help myself. *snicker*

oldblackcatboo said...

I hurt just looking at those photos!
I remember those days of getting "fried".
That first woman is shocking. I hope it's not a real photo! Gross.
Yep, I like to people watch...even though I usually end up just shaking my head in amazement.

Allison said...

OMG...that is hilarious and disgusting at the same time! Thanks for the laugh!

Debbie~refreshrestyle.com said...

Scary! Where's my sunscreen! Thanks for visiting Refresh Restyle! Come back soon!
Debbie

Beauty-Full said...

That's a riot, but the first lady was creepy. Hope that's not real. I'm like you sunscreen, sunscreen, sunscreen. Enjoy the summer and stay cool.
Caroline
www.Beauty-Full.net

Vic said...

yeah...it is crazy---tooo hot, in fl we put on 110 spf and get burnt--crazy shit!

Yer Cinnamon Girl said...

Ewe!ewe ewe seriously GROSS for sure! The first lady ewe!

Ms. Givens said...

To an esthetician this is just scary!

W.C.Camp said...

This is great but it kind of bothers me too. I just don't get people wanting to turn their skin into elephant hides? I wonder what people thought of the last guy sitting around the pool with their kids while he got his unusual tan? W.C.C.

The Fine Life said...

This is both sad and awesome, Megan! I've run the entire gamut of my emotions simultaineously. How do you make the magic happen? :)

Joy said...

Thanks for your comments on Joy4today! These pictures are literraly making me laugh. Out. Loud! Following you too! Cant wait to read more.

Kimberly said...

Oh. Mah alligator skin. EEKS

XLMIC said...

OMGosh... that guy with the bikini lady looks like he has NO face. Those are hilarious photos!

Fresh Garden said...

Crazy, yet awesome!
Absolutely outstanding!

Farmgirl Paints said...

those are hilarious! my honey got a horrible sunburn when we went to hawaii. he actually looked just like one of those guys...and the worst part was it was MY fault. spray lotion is so hard to get right...ooops! happy weekend girlie.

Farmgirl Paints said...

hey girlie...i just signed up for hipster, but i noticed my songs buffer. do you have a secret for getting it to play without that happening?

Queenie Jeannie said...

Seriously funny shots! Thanks for all the smiles today!!!

Mrs. Tuna said...

Yeah well, now that its summer I'm getting my farmer tan from horseback riding. After getting half my nose hacked off for skin cancer, no laying out for meeeeeeee!

marcy | a d's nest said...

Hilarious! :)

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