Thursday, October 28, 2010

Only in America!

A woman from Los Angeles , CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA .

There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that then attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry to say, but they turned me down."



Stephanie said...

This was too funny! I needed this today!

Diana Mieczan said...

hahahaha...that is so funny! Thanks for the smile,sweetie


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Home's Where My Heart Is said...

That is hilarious!!

Kelley said...

Ha!! Cute post. And, girl, that tree is freaking me out!!

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Tatieva art said...

Incroyable image d'une femme nature !
C'est beau, c'est pur, c'est d'une grande po├ęsie...

Christina Lucas said...

LOL! I just now caught this post...that's hilareous!:)

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