Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Thank you Pamela from "Be Colorful"



Pamela from "Be Colorful" sent this beauty to me on Friday. I would have posted sooner but I had a sick kid and busy weekend! We went to see Riverdance and it was wonderful!

Well how cool is this award? Well for starters, its cool because it is from Pamela and she is so amazing. I do hope you go over and check out her blog. She is such a talented artist and I'll bet she is never without a paintbrush in hand. I often drool over her many gorgeous pieces and her studio is to die for! I would love to walk in there and have some of her talent and inspiration seep into my pores. I keep thinking one of these days I will commission her to do a piece for me. She has these wonderful painted chair pictures that I would kill for. I am lucky to say she only lives a couple hours away from me. Don't worry Pam, I won't bring a weapon, lol! Although we have never met in person, I feel a connection with her. Isn't this blog world awesome?

This award requires you to list seven interesting things about yourself and link back to the one that awarded you. Now I don't know how interesting they are, but they are about me and this is what this post is about, Me. So I hope you enjoy 7 more things about Moi!

1. I am obsessed with popcorn! I am, I love it!
If I know I am going to a movie I won't eat anything all day, just so I won't feel guilty when I order the tub.


I think if I could do this the next time I am at the theatre I would!


I don't just like movie popcorn, oh no!


I love plain, cheese, caramel, candy coated, chocolate covered.

I guess it could be because when I was just finishing high school I worked at a popcorn shop.


I basically made popcorn and then throughout the day I bagged several different flavors in bags or canisters we sold. I never tire of that smell.

I remember one day a man came in to the shop. He walked up to the counter and set his bag down. I walked over and asked if I could help him. While he was deciding on what to order, I looked down just to see what was in his bag. What can I say, I was curious! I then proceeded to say, "Hey I like your nuts!" He said, "what?" I got a little flustered and said, "your sack" and pointed basically where his sack was and he said, "excuse me?" By that time we were all tripping over our words and well, I was trying to remove my foot from my mouth. You see people, he had a big bag of mixed nuts and I was kinda hungry and obviously not thinking and I didn't think anything of me complimenting a man on his sack of nuts!


Yep true story and its all mine! I know you are all jealous!

2. I am terribly afraid of heights! You'll never catch me on a Ferris wheel or a roller coaster, no
way no how!


Lisa and Bart don't even like the Ferris Wheel!



I think this is what I would look like on a roller coaster and I'm not talking about the girls! If I were on that episode of The Bachelor where Brad said they were going to scale a wall to get to their dinner date, then I would say, "Oh buddy, you are so not worth it!"

3. I would never be on the Bachelor!


I thought I would throw that one in because of the above mentioned. I just don't get how these women or men for that matter think to put themselves in that kind of situation.


I wish that this gal would have just slapped him and then gotten back in the car. And said, "Oh no, I had no intention of staying, that's all I came for!" It was so awesome of her to do that!

I find these girls and I mean girls to be extremely pathetic when they don't get a rose and they end up falling apart saying, "I came here to find a husband, I thought Brad knew I was committed to this!" This gal said, "I hope my parents are proud of how they raised me!" Really will they be proud that you are on national t.v. and crying over some guy?


Can you say barf and double barf with a capital B! I have to say I watch it just to get a good dose of laughter and make sure I remember to tell my daughter to never throw herself at a guy, they aren't worth it!

4. I talk to everyone. If its the guy filling up my car (only once it was negative 8 and I did tip well), the gal at the target check out, or the guy at Goodwill.


I believe everyone has a story to tell and they just need that one person who will listen! I overheard a women at Target (she was one of the check-out gals) tell some people she knew in front of me that her husband just passed away. They left the lane and it was my turn. No one was behind me so I said "I didn't mean to eavesdrop but I did hear you say your husband just passed away and I am so sorry for your loss!" She looked at me and took a deep breath, then proceeded to cry and then tell me all about him. The story gets worse because he actually killed himself. She thanked me and said, "I haven't told many people what happened and it feels good to talk about it!'' I believe customer service is not what it use to be, but did you ever think that they are not the only ones responsible? Maybe if we would all give that check out gal a smile it might be that first step to changing your whole encounter and making someone's day!

5. I'm a lamp lover. You know how some people love shoes, well I love lamps more. I have 5 lamps in my living room and 3 in the kitchen. It might sound strange but my rooms are large and I still don't think there is enough light! Maybe I should put as one of my 7 things about me is that I am crazy!

6. I have 2 kids but I really don't like kids! I said it, I did! I know it might sound awful and crazy, I mean I love mine and most of the time I like them, I really do. But its all the other ones! I will volunteer in my daughters classroom and I can't figure out how her teacher does it. I can't even keep track of what two kids are saying to me let alone 24!


I just don't understand them and the noise they make. All the moving around, eating with their mouths open and putting their hands in places I don't even want to think about. I have to remind my daughter she must go and use the antibacterial several times a day and if she sees a kid picking or digging she can refuse to hold their hand. Am I right or am I right? If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes then it might not have come up! And you think babies and toddlers make noise. Oh my gosh! My 11 year old boy can just be sitting at the table and all of a sudden he is cracking his knuckles, singing some rap song he made up, bouncing his leg up and down, then switching to opera singing, talking with an Australian accent, moving his feet like windshield wipers, singing the deliverance tune Ba-da-ding-ding-ding-ding and burping the alphabet. And all of that is within a span of 5 minutes! And don't even get me started on how much my 6 year old can talk and bounce. I could go on but I won't! That ladies and gentlemen is why I drink!

7. I think I have ADD! No joke. I start a project and get so distracted, that I forget I've began one and then go on to another one. My house looks worse than when I started. I think its because I am a mother and having kids just sucks your memory and patience right out of you. Remember that black hole I referred to over here at Tatted Mom? Well I'm pretty sure that right when the baby comes down the shoot, your memory gets lost out in that black hole floating among other things?

Now I think the best part of receiving this wonderful award is I get to pass it on to ten other bloggers!

This is the hard part though! I have met so many wonderful deserving people that it gets hard to pick just 10. I'll give it a go and I hope you can check them out as well. They are some wonderful women I think you will all enjoy!

In no particular order:

1. Mel at Junkin' Junky


3. Amber at Goodnight Moon

4. Karyn of Karyn Climans


6. Deborah at Apples in Wonderland



9. Jenny at Nucking Futs Mama

10. Mel at The Larson Lingo

Well there you have it! 10 amazing blogs! Some of them you might already know and some I hope you will be glad you were introduced to!

It's snowing again here in Iowa and windy. Not a fun combination but the kids didn't have a snow day! Whoo, hoooooooo! Can you tell how excited that makes me?

Hope your Tuesday is wonderful!

Megan

Friday, January 28, 2011

"Blizzard Bloghop"

Blizzard  Bloghop 2010 hosted by Household 6 Diva

I thought I would participate in "The Snowed in Blog Hop" that Household 6 Diva is hosting!

It is such a wonderful way to meet and greet other wonderful blogs out there!

Now sit back, relax, and pour yourself another cup of coffee (or if you are like me, you are on your second pot!) and get to know me!

Where to begin, oh yes my name!

My name is Megan and this is my blog, 1 Funky Woman!


I like to think of myself as a little nutty, out there and one that kinda dances to her own beat at times. I've been blogging for over a year now and I can't believe it. I totally spaced my blogiversary! It was in November and it really just flew by. I am at about 600 followers and had no idea if people would like me, but you do, you really like me!

I love this blogging world and I'm amazed at all the wonderful people I've met through this experience!

I started blogging as a way to vent about my kids, my interests in decorating, or just life! I pretty much tell it like it is. I tend to lay it all out and can be pretty blunt at times. I have no problems voicing my opinion and think life is too short not to be heard!

My favorite quote is,
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." Dr. Seuss

Well, I hope you'll be back to visit or follow! I'm off to blog hop and meet some amazing people!

Megan




Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Awesome finds!

I have been having such amazing luck with my Good will and antique store finds, that I just had to post some pictures!

Look at this fantastic bowl from Portugal for $3.99. I found it at the Good Will!


I thought it made a good fruit bowl!


This picture was from an antique mall for $7.00. Just loved it!


Not sure if you can see but it is dated and signed 1939!



Birdcage that I'm thinking about spray painting black for $10.00


Now this is goofy and totally freaked both my kids out! It says Evita at the bottom but when I saw it at the Good Will for $10.00 I thought it reminded me of someone I knew!



No idea what I am going to do with this. My husband says I should save it for halloween and put some fake blood coming out of her mouth! Ummm, no thanks!


This is my mother's college graduation picture!


Now do you see the similarities? Kind of freaky!



Lamp for $15.00! I got it at an antique mall shop but I believe it was once at Target. Love the number on it!



Now this little guy was on clearance at target for $6.00 and he just made me laugh!


Don't you think it makes a great dog treat bowl?



This pic was $5.00!


My gal needed a crown and this was a steal at $3.00


Queen B for the Queen! I just liked the colors, but forgot the price!



I was thinking of doing a collage of pictures above this buffet, any thoughts?


There are many more treasures that I have found but I'll save those for another day!

Have a great one!

Megan


I'm doing a Guest Post Today!

I'm so excited that Morgan from Tatted Mom asked me to guest blog for her today. When I met Morgan we just clicked! I love the fact that she gets me and doesn't judge. I know when I speak my mind she is usually the first one to say " oh my gosh, I've been there!" Maybe its because she is a tatoo artist and I fantasize about getting one (but probably never will. I'm too chicken!)

So, please head on over and check out her blog oh and read my post of course!

Megan

Friday, January 21, 2011

It's Friday night are you ready to party?

Well, its too cold here to even think about stepping outside. Oooh yeah, the temp has actually gone up 5 degrees from the negative that it was earlier today! I took a well needed break from my Blog background frustrations and figured that laughing was the cure I needed and frankly a pretty good ab workout! So if you didn't make it to the gym, have no fear because these will give you a workout that might even make you cry!

I'm thinking that the reason the stool, the fan and the noose were purchased was because they were forced to watch all 6 DVDs of Jon and Kate! In fact I might even buy that noose if I had to watch her!



Wow, I'd say his neighbor really pissed him off, ya think?


So that's how real pumpkin pie is made!


I'm not sure if the visual of this guy on his toilet gives me faith in the right area! I mean I'm sure you are capable of plugging it up but can you unplug it for me. That's the question?


What can I say to this one other than ewwwwww! Do you think he is the instructor or some guy from the back of the class that couldn't resist?


Do you really need to inform the "no pole dancing" rule!


This one is seriously my favorite! Ha, can you believe she really texted this to her dad! She must have had a little too much fun in Cancun! El-stupido!


Priceless! I really do know a few girls that still wouldn't get this!


I'm thinking we might have to think twice before taking our kiddos to the zoo!


One would think they would make sure their surroundings were clear before they squatted. Well at least if she was constipated then his roaring would just scare the poop out of her!


These are what I'm taking on our next camping trip!


So they are really suppose to be lighthouses, ya. I'm wondering if the person who thought of this got fired!


Ya think someones gonna pick him up? I'll bet its a blond in that white car that just left the corn maze!


Hey at least they are getting out and socializing!



I'd say someone got some cheap advertisement!


Ummmmm!

Again, here is that blond from the corn maze driving so close and will have no idea what hit her when she gets dumped on!


Can you imagine as a little kid, his name being announced on the loud speaker........got it?


Dam, and I thought I might get a few points!



Well time to cuddle up with the kiddos and watch a movie! Enjoy the laughs and the workout!





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