Health Advisory for Women

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about White Wine.

White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. White Wine can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing
to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately and with
a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living, with White Wine. White Wine may not be right for everyone.
Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use White Wine. However,
women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to
try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and
play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked
Twister.

WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine is a major factor in dancing like an
idiot.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people
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NOW JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD ACHIEVE WITH RED
WINE!!!_____ _________ _________ _________

Kids say the darndest things!

I was going through the kids artwork, when I came across one that Claire did last year in Preschool for Mother's Day.
The teacher sat down with the kids asking them a few random questions about their mothers.

These are Claire's answers.....



Don't you just love how tall I am and how much I weigh? She didn't think there was anything wrong with her answers, because she believes it all to be true!

Hope your Sunday is going beautifully! Our snow is almost melted, yea!

Marley and Lockyer Giveaway!

Hop on over to Ness's Blog http://marleyandlockyer.blogspot.com/ for a fabulous giveaway! She has these beautiful pillow covers that would look fabulous in anyone's home. Check her out for all the details!

Underwire Bras ~ Around the World!

Warning! Warning! No small children should be present while viewing, thank you!


For some women, it's easy to find bras that fit in styles they
like. But many others aren't so lucky, spending endless time
and money in search of that elusive perfect style and fit.




The underwire bra is designed to provide additional lift. Underwire
can be found in many different styles of bras. Some women
swear by their underwire and others find them very uncomfortable. One way to determine if this is a style of bra that will work for you is to give it a
try……

Underwire Bra from Paris



Underwire Bra from New York



Underwire Bra from London



Underwire Bra from Kentucky


I hope I didn't offend anyone, but when I saw this I laughed so hard I about fell out of my chair, and I wanted everyone to share in my silliness!

Happy Friday!

Claire has a boyfriend!

Ok, lets just say she has an admirer and he is 6. I mean for pete's sake Claire is only 5. Its crazy but a little cute! She has this "friend" Henry that she met in preschool. They are now in kindergarten at the same school, but they are in different classes. He is hilarious. The things he says just crack me up! Claire says, "Mom, he is just a friend", but Henry insists he is in love and Claire is his girlfriend. Henry called the other night and asked Claire out to dinner. I told Henry we would love to, and we'll just meet you at the restaurant. I enjoy his mother so this would be fun. I heard later that Henry was upset that "The Moms" were going. He said to his mother, "Mom, I didn't invite Mrs. P. to dinner, just Claire!" She said, "Henry, what did you think, that I was just going to drop you off?" Henry said, "Well, yah of course!" All she could say to that was "Oh, Henry!"

Later the next day Henry went to work with his mother. His mother owns this fantastic toy store and Henry was so excited about his "date", that everyone that came in the store he told about his upcoming dinner with his "girlfriend". I think it was a long day for Susan his mother, because he was driving her crazy about when they were leaving and "is it time Mom?" Henry picked out a few presents for Claire and myself and even James, my son. He picked out a blue bracelet for me and a snake for James and for Claire he picked out a pink bracelet and a little horse. As he was gathering the trinkets he just put them in his pocket to wrap later. He called a family friend Angelo, who is Italian with a very thick accent. He wanted to ask him if he was allowed to kiss on the first date, OMG, help me I don't want to hear this! Angelo said, "No, no, not on the first date." Can't you just hear him saying that? Henry then told the fellow, "I can't wait to show her whats in my pants!" meaning the bracelet and little horse he had just put in there. Susan gasped upon hearing that and said there was a customer that had overheard him and her eyes went huge, can you imagine?

Later as he and his mother were driving to the restaurant, he realized that he didn't get my husband a gift. He said, "Oh no, I forget to get Mr. P. a present. Mom, can you just write Mr. P. a check for $200.00 for his gift?" Doesn't he say the darnedest things? Are you laughing hysterically yet? I am!


Opening gifts! Claire brought Henry a snake and a spider, typical boy stuff and he loved them!



Notice the card, it says I love you Claire!


We went to this fire grilled pizza place and Henry went up to order and pay for the both of them. He was so proud!


Claire sat there, looking at me like, "Mom, why are you taking so many pictures?"

While Susan and I were having a beer at another table, she told me that Henry told everyone that came into the store that he and Claire were going to be dining alone and "The Moms" would be out in the car waiting and drinking! Can you believe what the people thought as they heard that?


The guy at the counter could tell they were on a "Date" so he made heart pizzas! I squealed it was too cute!


This was the guy who made the pizzas!


I love how they are just chatting and eating!



Its time for Coldstone Creamery!


Happily eating ice cream!


The kids had a lot of fun as did the moms laughing at a far away table!

The End!

Yeh, its green beer time!

Happy St. Patty's Day to all of you! Enjoy this beautiful Spring Day, and your green beer, I will!
Make sure you turn off the music at the bottom of the page before playing video, thanks!

Pursuit of Happiness!

Thanks to Jeanne from http://collageoflife-henrqs.blogspot.com/, my search is over. How sweet is she for saying that I am one of the blogs that makes her happy!

The Rules for this award are~

1. When you have received this award you must thank the person that awarded you in a new post.
2. Name the 10 things that make you happy.
3. Pass this award onto 10 other bloggers and inform the winners.

Wow, where to begin. I can't believe how fortunate I am to receive this award again. So many of you already know 10 things that make me happy and might ask yourselves, "Can she come up with 10 more? Well, don't worry your pretty little heads about that. I am full of Happy things that I am glad to share with others!

Without further ado here is my list:

1. First and foremost, all of you make me Happy! I have received such positive, wonderful and genuine comments for the things that I write about, that I know blogging is what I am to do. Your daily inspiration is what keeps this going, thank you!

2. Family!
How important is this group to me? Incredibly important. I think because my mother is no longer with us, we have all grown so much closer and realized how important family is. My dad, left corner and his friend Ginny, my grandfather Joe, who will be 95 in April on the right. Isn't he adorable? My sister in-law Anne (pink shirt) and her husband (who is my brother) J.P. (standing) and that is Amy my sister who I talk about all the time and her husband Neil. For some reason all the kids were left out of the picture and my other sister Julie was out of town, but they are definitely not forgotten, they all make me happy too!



3. Peonies!



I adore these flowers. I remember when I was about 9 years old, we lived next door to this 85 year old women named Maude. She had the prettiest peonies in her yard. I would go over and sit with her and have tea and chat. Then we would walk around and talk about all her Peonies. I would always take some home to my mom. Memories, aren't they sweet?


4. My kiddos, especially when they get along!




5. Family vacation this past summer to South Dakota. It was our first family camping trip and people who know me were shocked. They placed bets that I would barely make it 1 day with sleeping in a tent. Ha, I made it 4 days, and it was cold and rainy. I love to prove people wrong! I even came quite prepared, with cut up fruit and veggies so we could eat a little healthy.





6. Lip gloss/Lipstick I won't go anywhere without it! If I were stranded on a deserted island and only given one choice of makeup, its gotta be lipstick! I love Rimmel Lasting Finish Kiss & Stay lip gloss its the best!



7. Bloody Marys! Love um! They make me happy! Ina Garten has a fantastic recipe for the perfect Bloody Mary!
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ina-garten/bloody-mary-recipe/index.html



8. My Kindle! Now don't get me wrong. You all know I love a good book, and I mean LOVE, but the kindle is very convenient to throw in my purse for sitting at gymnastics.



9. My upside down tree! I decorate this for just about every holiday. Its Easter in my house!



10. I did a bold thing and I painted above the fireplace purple! I really like how it turned out!



So there you go, ten more things that make me happy! I hope you enjoyed them all. Now I need to award this to 10 special people out there, hmmm lets see....

1. Jamilyn at http://liveitathome.blogspot.com/2010/03/after-before-with-still-more-to-do.html

2. Amanda at http://serenitynow4amanda.blogspot.com

3. http://acanthusandacorn.blogspot.com

4. Chelsea at http://roomtoinspire.blogspot.com

5. Ashley at http://schottofclass.blogspot.com

6. Therese at http://ladolfina.blogspot.com

7. Katrina at http://www.katrinaleechambers.com

8. Teri at http://girlmeetsparis.blogspot.com

9. Autumn at http://mydesigndump.blogspot.com

10. Mandi at http://manditremayne.blogspot.com